So my 11 year asks for a bottle of water and I know darn well he has one already open somewhere in the house. Angrily I get a water out of the fridge, hand it to him and warn him, "If you don't drink this whole thing I'm going to stick up your..." Then I collect myself and give him angry eyes instead of finishing my sentence. Then my 4 year old jumps in, "butt, actually ass... but not my ass, his ass," he says pointing at his brother. Ok, so I'm not going to get mother of the year.

E says, "Chicks like flowers". On further examination I realized he was talking of chickens and flower seeds.